Crap Ruddy Says

etherad:

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

OMG I have been waiting for this to appear again

TW rape.

Hits the nail right on the head.

Are you going to go to Bed, Bath and Be Zizzle?
Ruddy

lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

She could be another celebrity that no one k own what they look like. Daft Punk anyone?

RARE WORDS

acosmist - one who believes that nothing exists
paralian - a person who lives near the sea
aureate - pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 
dwale - to wander about deliriously
sabaism - the worship of stars
dysphoria - an unwell feeling
aubade - a love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - to speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips

highly-exalted:

2damnfeisty:

imnotkanyewest:

OKAY. OKAY. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELL. OH GOD I’M SO MAD. HANG ON LOOK, KEEP READING THIS AND I PROMISE I’LL BE MORE CALM.

In 2012, a 17-year-old boy named T.J. Lane killed three fellow classmates in a school shooting, and was sentenced to life in jail. But wait, that’s not the worst part. This kid pulled a few nasty stunts to really show how much of a pathetic monstrosity he is. In the courtroom during his trial, he took off his more formal clothing to reveal a white undershirt with the word “KILLER” crudely written on it. He was smiling and laughing while the case progressed through the day. And to top it off, when he was finally sentenced [to life in prison], he turned to the families of the victims he killed, and said, “This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. F—- all of you,” before flicking them off. As if this sick waste of human life couldn’t get any more disgusting.

AND NOW, FOR THE DAMN KICKER: This vile animal has somehow managed to fucking escape prison with a fellow inmate, and is currently on the run. I urge any and all of you to spread this info around and be fully aware of the tragedy this vermin has caused. He must be found and apprehended as soon as possible, and if I’ve made anyone more aware, I’ve helped this cause.

I WANT HIM OFF THE STREETS AND AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW INFURIATED I AM. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OBSCENE LANGUAGE BUT I’M PISSED OFF AT THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THIS IS ONLY ANOTHER NAIL IN THE COFFIN.

he still breathing meanwhile Mike Brown is dead.

^

Justice WILL find him. With all of us focusing on the destruction of this piece of disgusting vermin, he’ll get what’s coming to him. I am absolutely disgusted that he exists. Who are his parents? What on earth do you have to do so wrong to produce something like that?

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

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That’s how most South Park episodes play out; they start off with an obvious and fun theme (Family Guy being an unsophisticated show), but then it evolves into some deeper and more serious theme once the satire kicks in.
Plus, while the episode pokes fun at Family Guy, there’s a scene in part 2 (or was it part I? too long ago) where after Kyle gets a ride from a man, the man tells him something. He says something like- “I really hope they don’t shut down Family Guy. Sure, it’s stupid and the jokes are shallow and stupid and have nothing to do with the plot, but sometimes I like that. At least it doesn’t get all preachy on you.”
And that was basically breaking the fourth wall in a very profound way- South Park making fun of ITSELF in an episode. I don’t think Parker and Stone were trying to say that Family Guy is an inferior show, so there’s little reason for anyone to be upset.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

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That’s how most South Park episodes play out; they start off with an obvious and fun theme (Family Guy being an unsophisticated show), but then it evolves into some deeper and more serious theme once the satire kicks in.

Plus, while the episode pokes fun at Family Guy, there’s a scene in part 2 (or was it part I? too long ago) where after Kyle gets a ride from a man, the man tells him something. He says something like- “I really hope they don’t shut down Family Guy. Sure, it’s stupid and the jokes are shallow and stupid and have nothing to do with the plot, but sometimes I like that. At least it doesn’t get all preachy on you.”

And that was basically breaking the fourth wall in a very profound way- South Park making fun of ITSELF in an episode. I don’t think Parker and Stone were trying to say that Family Guy is an inferior show, so there’s little reason for anyone to be upset.

tastefullyoffensive:

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youngbaebae:

This. This is why Harry Potter will always be one of the best things to happen. I am in tears.

waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp